Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.
Grab her booty in front of women who want you.
I also love how girls start shit talking off like ‘okay so Nicole like I love her, I adore her, she’s great and awesome and beautiful but like….’
[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]
[gets 80%] HOW???????
there’s only one way i want to end this year and that’s drunk